I've had it with this laptop; get me a leaptop!
  • he: ruby has this amazing toy
  • he: called a "leaptop"
  • he: it has three buttons on the top
  • he: one is for alphabet song
  • he: one is for checking email (there is only ever one email, from the cat, asking how ruby is today)
  • he: third button makes the cat say "NEW BLOG ENTRY"
  • me: OMG
  • me: WANT IT
  • he: "today i spent the whole day in the garden having a picnic"
do you sometimes get surprised that people like this actually exist outside of reality television? — Alex
im having partially wilted celery stalks so there is something in my stomach. why am i doing this. give me your happiness. — leigh, on a cleanse.
sometimes i wonder what life would be like if my friends didn't speak exactly like me
  • he: my friend who's mom is a prof didn't go to university
  • he: o_o
  • he: y u nay
  • he: Y U NAY
How about instead of coffee we just drink the sparkling wine? — me, saturday morning.
at least
  • he: i feel like our generation is fuckzored
  • he: nathan was telling me that after his dad graduated high school, he saved up a good down payment for a house while working at like midas
  • he: making like 6 bucks an hour or something
  • he: some muffler shop
  • he: now we graduate university, live at home and pay off our laons
  • he: and if we're lucky 5 years later we start at zero
  • me: oh for sure
  • me: some people still live that dream
  • me: but we're totally stuck in the mud
  • he: yep
  • he: at least we have tumblr
feelings are boring / climbing is awesome
  • he: girls are boring
  • he: lets talk about mountains
  • he: wanna see some piccies I took?
  • -five minutes-
  • he: I take your silence as a resounding yes
  • he: being a pretentious hipster is so 2k5
  • he: now its all about paying off the credit card debt you amassed buying hipster jeans in 2k5
  • he: and being poor and nice to everyone
I think I’m also starting to get over him. In the end when you take away the romance all I’m left with is kind of a vapid asshole, and I’m starting to see more clearly the reasons why we would end up in this situation eventually.. even if I didn’t expect it right now. We have literally nothing in common.. I don’t know why this wasn’t a bigger issue for the past 2 years. — Just received this message and I would like to point out how incredibly real it is. 

oh god, me too. i got home at like 1:30 and then COULD NOT SLEEP because the girl who lives across a PAPER WALL from me has a new boyfriend. it’s been like a week now. i am so sleep deprived i want to die. last night i think i might’ve yelled “I CAN’T” (hahahaha), but i can’t be 100% sure that wasn’t a dream.

they started talking dirty. well, she did. this whole thing is so awful guughghghhh buying earplugs today. moving my bed. i considered crawling into my roomie’s bed and being like, “no homo, just need sleep.” but i was too tired to move, but too distracted to sleep.

— actual message/truth I have written today.