I've had it with this laptop; get me a leaptop!

he: ruby has this amazing toy
he: called a "leaptop"
he: it has three buttons on the top
he: one is for alphabet song
he: one is for checking email (there is only ever one email, from the cat, asking how ruby is today)
he: third button makes the cat say "NEW BLOG ENTRY"
me: OMG
me: WANT IT
he: "today i spent the whole day in the garden having a picnic"