January 2011
57 posts
Watchtrashtasia:
dancing 2010 away by myself on nye
hello lameness
this is my heart.
thought y’all knew.
December 2010
39 posts
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“I can’t see the guy’s pics but his current gf has a nice silhouette.”
– my friend, on stalking in the modern age.
Dear Coke Talk: On new years eve. →
dearcoketalk:
What a perfect little fuck you from one of the shittiest years I can remember.
Regardless of our maturity, everyone did some growing up this year, and it took a lot out of us. Sure, the recession is our excuse, but it’s not about the money. Not really. You can always celebrate on the cheap, but we don’t even give a fuck about that this year. We’re all too fucking...
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MISTAKES I MADE IN 2010 →
Inspired by alexcited who was inspired by tesslynch.
1. Forgot to floss 345 times.
2. Tried to grow my bangs out. That mistake took three weeks.
3. Totally messed up a film delivery, so I had to work on a Saturday. (Positive result: taco salad for lunch.)
4. Didn’t worry enough when my external hard drive started clicking. Lost all my shit, including a stupid “~novel~” I...
alexcited:
I loooooove inlets
i loooooove drunk + tumblin’ alex
Anonymous asked: who is your favourite torontonian?
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i have a lot of emotional experience
but most of it comes from watching movies.
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i know i said "2011 is a year for...
here are three lists for ya!
things i got: - post-nasal drip (sounds awesome, right?) - strep throat / tonsilitis - weird ear infection thing - forefoot varus
things i will get: - tonsilectomy - wisdom tooth removal surgery thing - two more cavities filled - weird shoes from my physiotherapist (i made this up, but i think it sounds right)
things you don’t realize until it happens: - even...
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SOML
1. can’t drink because the only official teva-penicillin vk website i could find recommends against it (in the same sentence as “street drugs” and “coffee” so, yeah).
2. spilled chocolate milk everywhere.
3. the four single-serve microwave dinners i bought to last me through this illness include: “turkey dinner with stuffing and all the trimmings” (not...
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Care Package
Mom: Are you happy with what I put in the box? Am I the perfect mom or what? Cookies?
Me: Yes, very happy, thank you so much!
Mom: Curious George socks!
Me: Haha yes I love those socks.
Mom: Mittens for your lovely fingers!
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“Like 95% of the people I know, I don’t have a visceral (look it up) problem...”
– Aaron Sorkin takes America’s favorite maniacal Alaskan huntress to the woodshed.
I just came.
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realistically
me: if i have extra rhinestones
me: i was going to say i might make you something.... but realistically i'll just put them all over my clothes
me: SPARKLY
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shutupshutupshutup
he: there are like 3 billion men on this earth
me: there are only 4 billion peeps!
he: and 90% aren't gay
he: what?
he: man there's like at least 6 billion peeps on earth
me: LOL
me: you're right
me: god
he: LOLOL
me: i am living in the 50s
he: SONYA
me: 60s
me: whatever
me: there are only .7 million
me: and they are all white
me: these numbers are so off aren't they
he: pure and white and blond
me: DON'T LOOK IT UP
he: oh wait
he: nm
me: TRUST SONYA
me: there there are almost 7million
me: damn
he: billion?
me: hahahhhajhksndlmgvlzkdfhgjkldfmng
me: shutup
me: shutupshutupshutup
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The King of Kong
and so it begins...
zooeydeschanel:
I know everyone is, like, so excited for this, because of the john cage-esque experiment that is my twitter; I know I am!! thanks for following, there will be more to come.
zooey d
today, i followed zooey deschanel on tumblr.
and what did you do?
“baby i got a plan, run away as fast as you can.”
– you know what the kanye west is? young and restless.
le royal: It's Sonya's birthday today. →
alexcited:
She’s 22 now, which is weird cause she’s pretty wise and sometimes I feel like she’s older than me. Sonya is really good friend. She’s the kind of friend you can call bawling your face off at 4am cause some guy was shitty to you, and she doesn’t even act like it’s that weird. She’ll even offer to come over when it’s raining after said 4am phone call. She’s a better person than I...